I finally have a job. :D!!! It's a full-time, seasonal position with Oakley that could turn into a permanent position depending on my performance. I'm going to be a "Customer Care Analyst" AKA, the cube-monkey that takes phone calls about your online order and account information. I start training tomorrow :). At the end of the confirmation email:

"Remember, Oakley is a casual environment. Please do not wear a suit or dressy attire."

AWESOME!